August 19, 2008
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How true!!!! lol I have to admit, this joke is ME! And almost 20 years later, I have to think real hard to remember that "romance" part, too...lol
You might as well laugh, to keep from crying! Right?!?! Please tell me I'm right...
"After the Honeymoon"
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset...Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama...words like Dust, Wash, Iron, and Cook..."
Laugh a lot! It delights your friends and confounds your enemies!