The Hormone Hostage

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The Hormone Hostage Knows That There Are Days In The Month When All A Man Has To Do Is Open His Mouth & He Takes His Life Into His Own Hands! This Is A Handy Guide That Should Be As Common As A Driver's License In The Wallet Of Every Husband, Boyfriend, Co-Worker, Or Significant Other!

Dangerous
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
Safer
CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?
Safest
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?
Ultra Safe
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.

Dangerous
ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
Safer
WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!
Safest
WOW!
LOOK AT YOU!
Ultra Safe
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.

Dangerous
WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
Safer
COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?
Safest
HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.
Ultra Safe
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.

Dangerous
SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
Safer
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.
Safest
CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?
Ultra Safe
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.

Dangerous
WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?
Safer
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.
Safest
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!
Ultra Safe
HERE, HAVE
SOME MORE
WINE.